“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man
Trying to talk to someone but sounding odd/creepy
Wanting to keep talking to a person but you sound lame as hell
Trying to say something funny but you end up sounding like an idiot
my icon’s sebastian stan but then i ended up drawing various stages of post-catws bucky in lingerie
"you bought what?" steve demands. he hopes no one notices his ears burning, even if he suddenly has to lean forward to put his elbows on his knees.
"it’s the twenty first century," tony says, setting a tiny pink gift bag on the coffee table next to bucky, "think of it as an introduction to the modern age." he points at steve. "remind me. did they have positions other than the missionary back in the day?"
"do you have a death wish," bucky asks, but it’s such a flat intonation that it doesn’t sound like a question at all.
"you sure you don’t want to model for us?" tony asks.
"i don’t want to be in this room," bruce announces, and leaves.
bucky crumples up the bag with his metal hand and throws it hard at tony’s face.
steve’s going through the last of some paperwork on his tablet computer in bed when the bathroom door opens. Steve glances up, looks back down at his tablet again—and then.
"bucky," steve says, staring.
bucky licks his lips, tucking a thumb underneath the waistband so that it slides a little down his hip, revealing more of the hair leading down to where his cock is clearly outlined under the lacy fabric. the panties are the only thing that he’s wearing—dark against the pale skin of his upper thigh.
"um," steve says intelligently.
bucky smiles a little then, advances on him. he crawls up the bed until he’s inches away from steve’s face, the tiny smile turning into a full blown feral grin. he leans in and breathes against steve’s ear: “don’t think i didn’t notice your reaction.”
"uh," steve agrees articulately. his hands can’t help themselves, his palms slide over the lace covering bucky’s ass before squeezing lightly. bucky makes this soft, surprised noise and any coherent thought that steve might have been attempting to formulate evaporates away entirely.
"let’s ruin them," bucky says against steve’s neck.
three weeks later, natasha knocks on steve’s door in the middle of breakfast. steve’s hair is still sticking up from sleep and bucky’s eating cereal with an array of knives waiting to be sharpened spread around him.
"this came for you," natasha says, handing steve a box, "i’m not going to ask."
steve looks down at the box from victoria’s secret and wants to die.
bucky shoves a spoonful of cheerios into his mouth and just smirks.
Commissioned by Mischka-Loki@dA :D
One of the best moments of my childhood.
ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS
I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good
I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.
yesss this was such a good book and film
And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning
tell me a secret
One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.
I can’t breathe
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